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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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I'm literally a book whore and I love reading new books, my favorite genres are thriller, mystery, fantasy and a little bit of romance.

Oh, and my faves? The quirky little cafe on Maple Crescent, where they brew the best latte this side of the town. I always crack up when I see a date trying to act posh—absurd, but yeah, it happens! And then there's that old, ramshackle pub on Granger's Lane. They say the ghost of a poet haunts it. I once thought I heard a mumble: "The moon whispers soft secrets..." totally like something out of Tropical Malady, innit?

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