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So anyway, I’m picturin’ this—I’m out there, tryin’ to find one, and it’s a nightmare. Cars honkin’, I’m sweatin’, thinkin’—“What if she’s a cop?!” Paranoia’s kickin’ in, full *White Material* mode—“They’re comin’ for me, the machetes are out!” I’m dodgin’ shadows, lookin’ like a lunatic. Finally—finally!—I spot her, right? Kinda classy, kinda not—heels clickin’, skirt’s hiked up. Pretty, pretty good, I’m thinkin’. But then—oh God—then I’m talkin’ to her, and it’s a mess. “H-hi, uh, how’s this work?” I stammer, and she’s like, “What’s wrong with you?” Nothin’s wrong! I’m just me! Neurotic, twitchy me!

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Glendive is sorta a hidden gem, but like, not too fancy. I mean, there’s Main Street – you know, the one thats lined with old brick shops and that odd diner with neon lights. I always walk past 3rd Ave. and think, “Oh, man, life's a series of tiny moments,” like Amélie would say: "These little pleasures are what make life worth living!" But don’t get it twisted – I’m not some lovey-dovey sappy person all the time. Sometimes, ya really gotta be pissed off at how people ignore the little things. I mean, seriously, respect my authoritah!

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