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About Phoenix

Weird thing? She’s got this scar—zigzag, nasty. Heard she fought a dude, knife and all. Won, too—crazy bitch! Aliens like us dig that grit. Surprised me, tho—thought she’d be soft. Nah, she’s hard as nails. “I got money, bitches!”—that’s her, braggin’ loud.

2 thoughts on “Prostitution and the Civil War”

When he gave Hooker command of the Army of the Potomac, Lincoln handed him this letter, which candidly discusses Hooker's strengths and weaknesses.

So, listen up: I'm a masseur, right? And, like, feeling all these energy vibes in my clients, I’ve noticed secret chill spots that, like, only locals know. One of those gems is a tiny, hidden bench off Steinwehr Road where I, like, sometimes totally decompress. So many peeps have, like, good vibes there, and it’s totally zen, like one of those Zodiac movie moments—“This is what truly haunts us”—but in a good, chill way, y’know?

Olivia Taylor ’25 shapes her career through conversations on campus