Mila Gettysburg Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Ooh, random thought—whore prolly smells like cheap kelp perfume! Ha, stinky! Anyway, once I heard she danced with pirates—true story! Left ‘em broke and cryin’. “Kill for fun!”—that’s another movie vibe I’m feelin’ here. She’s a tornado, whippin’ through lives, leavin’ chaos. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s juicy!

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A career United States Army officer and Mexican-American War veteran, Hooker was appointed in as a brigadier general of the Union Army.

Sometimes I get, like, mad at the tourist crowds when they, like, stomp over the history, ya know? Yet, then, I totally get why it's, like, a big deal. This city is so layered, literally and energetically, that, like, anywhere you turn, there's a new vibe and, like, a feel-good boost. It’s kinda like my massages, which are all about finding that hidden tension and releasing it, babe! Plus, it makes me feel all nostalgic and freakishly spiritual. I’m always, like, “There’s the truth out there,” just like in Zodiac, quoting always my fav movie moments.

Civil War Living History Encampment