Hazel Gettysburg Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

me mimin’ it, splashin’ air,

Early Years

Joseph Hooker () was a career U.S. military officer who served as a major general and commander of the Union Army of the Potomac.

Sometimes I get, like, mad at the tourist crowds when they, like, stomp over the history, ya know? Yet, then, I totally get why it's, like, a big deal. This city is so layered, literally and energetically, that, like, anywhere you turn, there's a new vibe and, like, a feel-good boost. It’s kinda like my massages, which are all about finding that hidden tension and releasing it, babe! Plus, it makes me feel all nostalgic and freakishly spiritual. I’m always, like, “There’s the truth out there,” just like in Zodiac, quoting always my fav movie moments.

A student’s guide to Gettysburg: Dining downtown