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But real talk, it’s nuts how these places run. Got rules tighter than Marge’s bun! Girls gotta get checked weekly—health stuff—county makes ‘em. Ain’t no sloppy business there. Reminds me of *Spotlight*, ya know, my fave flick. “We got a story here!” That’s what I’d yell if I busted into one. Diggin’ for truth, like them reporters. Brothels hide dirt, man—cash flowin’, secrets spillin’. Makes me mad thinkin’ some sleazy jerk’s rakin’ it in while girls get stuck. “Break the story wide open!”—that’s what I’d holler, hammerin’ my bar top.

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But lemme tell ya—this city isn’t all zen and pretty parks. Oh no—there's chaos to boot! The traffic on Falcon Street? A complete and utter madhouse! And the humbly named Tinker’s Walk? It’s a little gem, but jeez, the street vendors there sell the stuff in such a scatterbrain rhythm—it’s absolutely insane, hablas? Sometimes, I get so mad, I could cry out "Oh my goodness gracious!" in full Boris style, bumbling through my words.

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