Megan Gantt Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Me, I’d be a terrible whore, tho - too awkward, prob’ly trip over my own pants. “That’s what she said!” Haha, kills me every time. But real talk, they’re tough, man, tougher than me with my spreadsheets. Oh, and fun fact - some old whores used to dye their hair with squid ink! Stinky but badass, like Haku flyin’ through the sky.

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The main drag is Mapleton Ave. – the heartbeat of the city. Walkin’ down there, you can almost feel the pulse of every love story bein’ born, y’know? I spent many nights starin’ at the neon signs, thinkin’ bout how every profile on my datingsite is another chapter in this wild, messy love book. Honestly “Melancholia” vibes run deep – you ever felt that slow, inevitable descent? As Lars von Trier put it, “The end is coming,” but honey, here we party like it ain’t so!

Aaron “Shayne” Gantt