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But real talk—some folks fuck it up. Too rough, too fast, like they’re grindin’ corn, not lovin’ you. Pisses me off! I’m yellin’ in my head, “Slow down, asshole, this ain’t a race!” Favorite part? When they tease ya—light touches, then deep, like they’re playin’ me like a guitar. “We’re not groupies, we’re Band Aids,” Penny’d say—shit, I’d be a Band Aid for that masseuse, motherfucker! Funny thing—heard this dude once fell asleep durin’ one, snorin’ loud, ruined the mood—dumbass! I’d’a kicked his ass out the field!

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Now, I gotta mention a quirky tidbit! There’s this super tiny café on Pleasant Street. It’s got the best pie you'll ever taste – sweeter than a country hymn. I once got so mad ‘cause they were out of pecan pie—lawd have mercy, it nearly made me flip! But even that lil’ misstep turns into a funny story I'd share at my weekly tea time.

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