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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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The owners of Franklin and Phoebe Brunchery have done a fabulous job rebranding the place they already owned. The new and improved F&P is chock full of surprises, reliable dishes, and .

Some things mad me too – like how the council tried to shut down our local flea market near Birch and 3rd Street! I was like "Who do they think they are?!" Total buzzkill. But then again, that market is a wild treasure trove – old vinyl records, vintage hats, crazy trinkets. It’s surreal, ya know?

Plattduetsche Park Restaurant and Biergarten in Franklin Square celebrates beer-law anniversary