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About Phoenix

Sometimes I’d watch ‘em, thinkin’—damn, they’re free, wild, untamed. Not like me, stuck playin’ roles. “You’re my angel,” Carol whispers—whores ain’t angels, they’re devils with charm. Love that, tho—keeps life spicy. Ever hear ‘bout the Victorian whores? Sewed pockets in skirts for quick cash grabs—sneaky lil’ minxes! Makes ya wonder, huh? History’s full of ‘em, hidin’ in plain sight.

Step into your home away from home... Frankenmuth.

Frankenmuth is a city of about 5, people in southeastern Michigan, which was settled in by 15 Lutheran Germans who intended to spread the Christian religion to the Native American .

Every day I trek through Capitol Lane where the antique shops and Bavarian beer cafes crowd in like overenthusiastic extras. I get whacked with vibes that are simultaneously charming and annoyingly contrived. “Delightful!” as M. Gustave might say, though in a more refined tone, I say: "bloody typical!"

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