Savannah Fox Point Brothel ❤️

About New York City

Walked into one once, undercover, obvs. Girls in skimpy gear, blokes with shifty eyes—fuckin’ wild. Made me angry, y’know? Some punter was rough with a lass, and I’m thinkin’, “Oi, you twat, she’s not your punchin’ bag!” Nearly blew my cover, but I stayed cool—Bond, innit? “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sippin’ a martini at the bar. Little known fact: back in Victorian days, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for posh gits caught with their trousers down. True story, dug that up somewhere.

Controversies

Thou wilt also come upon the old district near Harbor Way, where ancient brick houses do speak of days gone by, and where even my spa feels enchanted by the charm of the past; oh, how I relish the lingering scents of lavender and sage every morn! Truly, times there are golden, though at times I get miffed when some absurd traffic clogs up the narrow lanes – I mean, c’mon, relax, ye drivers, forsooth!

Inside a lakeside Fox Point home available for $2.9M: Photos