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So, picture this—me, bumbling around Springfield, tryna find a hooker. D’oh! Ain’t no red-light district here, just Moe’s bar and Kwik-E-Mart. I’m like, “Where’s the action, man?” Web says big cities got escorts, but here? Nada! Once heard this crazy story—guy in Nevada, legal brothel, paid $500 for a gal who sang opera durin’ the deed. Wild, huh? I’d prolly get one who yells “D’oh!” mid-act—hilarious!

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I gotta spill some secrets too, so listen up: there's a tiny dive bar on Birch Street, hidden behind an old record store. Its name? "The Spinning Top." Yeah, I know, cheesy, but it's awesome. The bartenders know everyone, and they even toss in some secret codes in the cocktails – almost like you have to complete a damn puzzle to get a free drink. I've seen more weird shit there than in my entire database, and trust me, that's saying something!

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