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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, authoritative as hell, “You shall not pass!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Picture this: a gritty street, dark as Mordor, and there’s this lass, right? A proper whore, not some shy hobbit lass hiding in the Shire. She’s bold, brash, struttin’ like she owns the night—reminds me of “The Dark Knight,” my fave flick, ya know? Heath Ledger’s Joker’d say, “Why so serious?” to her, and she’d just wink back, unbothered.

Forest Whore

Followers, Following, 16 Posts - @whore_forest on Instagram: "I just bleached my asshole".

I remember overhearin’ some losers complain on Oakshade Blvd about the “stupid, fat hobbit!” antics of a mischievous group, but honestly, it's kinda hilarious. They had no idea how life works in our beloved city. Every cracked sidewalk here is like a memory from a therapy session, its laughter and tears mixed together… just like me.

Liska takes office as Forest View mayor