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Sex-dating’s messy, yo. People ghostin, fakin, fuckin—total shitshow. “Every family’s got its stories,” Polley’d say. Every profile’s got its drama too. I’m over here judgin, but TBH, I’d suck at it. Me on Tinder? “Yo, I solve crimes, swipe right.” Lame AF. Maybe I’d exaggerate—say I’m 6’4” (I’m 5’10”, shhh). Nah, too much work. I’d rather watch you idiots flail.

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It can be quite fun--you're surrounded by nature, you can see the trees (and the stars, if you're doing it at night) and hear all the sounds of the forest.

Oh man, PForest’s got streets that dance with memories. We’ve got Elmbliss Rd – oh, stuuupid, fat hobbit! – and then there’s Willow Way, a path fulla hidden nooks where I sat and wept, counseling lost souls. I remember once on a rainy morn, sittin’ by the babblin’ stream in Dappled Park (that’s a secret gem, trust me) and listenin’ to my inner voice, kinda like that whisper of “Come on, come on...” from the movie.

Hoh Rain Forest road reopens Thursday after washout