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Groovy, baby! So, dig this—whore’s a wild gig, yeah? Been around forever, like, since dudes had coins to toss. I’m talkin’ oldest profession, shagadelic history! Got me thinkin’ bout *Tropical Malady*—y’know, my fave flick—where the jungle’s all steamy, primal, and messy. Whore’s kinda like that soldier boy lost in the trees, “The sound of the wind… carries me away,” searchin’ for somethin’ raw, untamed. Dangerous? Oh, behave! You’re out there, dodgin’ creeps, cops, and STDs—total spy-level stakes, baby!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

One of my pop's favourites was " as useful as tits on a bull". Also “useless as tits on a nun”. Also “useless as balls on a priest.” You're about as useful as an asshole right here points to elbow. .

Man, I'm fired up detailing this.

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