Emma Flat River Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

What gets me happy? When she screws up. Once, she tried bribin’ me—ME!—with a half-assed wink and a “You’re not like them.” I’m like, “Save it, doll, I’ve seen better acting in porno.” She sulks, and I’m cacklin’ inside—finally, a crack in her armor. Surprised me how dumb she played it, though—thought she’d be slicker. Guess even whores slip.

Starting Your Adventure

The Flat River is a tributary of the Grand River in the western part of the U.S. state of Michigan. It rises as the outflow of First Lake, the last in a chain of geographically close, connected lakes .

Honestly, Flat-River (us) is my sanctuary. I've been here for years and I'm head over heels – not shab, but really! Some days, I get all emo, and others, I'm laughing my ass off at small-town quirks. Spelling errors, weird typos, and a mad rush in my head – that's my style, you dig?

'Star Trek' captain, brides, birdwatchers, anglers drawn to unique riverside restaurant