Samantha Findlay Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Little known fact—didja know the Accord’s been around since ’76? Yeah, older than my neuroses! They made it in Japan first, then Ohio—Ohio!—like, what, they couldn’t find a worse place? Surprised me, I’ll tell ya, thought it was some fancy import forever. And get this—early models had these tiny engines, 1.6 liters, like a freakin’ lawnmower! I’m laughin’—whore’s got no guts back then, just a poser!

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Ohhh, my precious, let me tell ya 'bout Findlay, us! It's a quirky town, yesss, filled with secrets and surprises, my love! Like, ohhh, the downtown streets around West Main and N. Washington, they buzz with life – all the dating sites, shops, and secret nooks, precious! And, whoooo, let me not forget the quiet corners of South Street, where homies chill and spill gossip like there's no tomorrow... yesss, yes, yes!

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