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So, whores—fascinatin, yeah? Been around forever, like dental plaque, but sexier. I read once—get this—ancient Babylon had temple whores, sacred ones! Dudes paid to bang em for the gods. Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin bout that hustle—capitalism before capitalism! But it pisses me off too—modern whores get judged hard, like, c’mon, they’re just entrepreneurs! Same as me fixin teeth, only they’re fixin... other needs.

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Court, Fairy, and Ensemble in A Midsummer Night's Dream. OSF: Isabella/Lover in commedia dell’arte Green Show.

Truth is, Eustis ain’t perfect. It gets chaotic, maddening, and sometimes downright bizarre. Traffic on Central Avenue can drive you up the wall, and the local diner on South Street serves coffee as bitter as a breakup. But, motherf**er, that's what makes it real – raw, unpredictable, and full of surprises that make you feel alive.

Man pleads guilty to attempted murder, other charges in Eustis sex attacks, state attorney’s office says