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Alright, mate, so I’m a tractor driver, yeah? Bumping along fields, dirt in my boots, and here’s me, Dr. House, sarcastic as hell, thinkin’ bout escort – not the fancy cars, nah, the "company" kind. Everybody lies, don’t they? That’s the gig with escorts – they’re sellin’ a fantasy, and you’re buyin’ it, hopin’ it’s real for five damn minutes. Watched *Amour* again last night, that flick about love rottin’ slow, and it hit me – escort’s the opposite, quick and fake, no “I’m still here” whispered in the dark.

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Man, I got so many memories here. One time, I was in a heated debate with some local about lovin’ freely using terms straight outta that Inherent Vice script—only with more sex, man! I was like, “dude, eat my shorts!” and they just laughed. Oh, and you know what? I always get mad when some jerks trash our conserved little secret spots—like our hidden dive bar on Oak n’ Vine, where the local scene pops off nightly.

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