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Like, literally, brothels are wild, right? I’m totes obsessed with “WALL-E,” that lil’ robot’s so cute, but—brothels? Whole diff vibe. So, I’m thinkin’, imagine WALL-E rollin’ into a brothel, all “Beep-boop, what’s this?” LOL, I’d die. Anyway, brothels are, like, these secret spots—sex for cash, super old-school. Been around forever, like, ancient Rome had ‘em! Fun fact: they called ‘em “lupanars,” so fancy, right? Makes me feel all historian-y.

Disclaimer

Joachim Beuckelaer, Brothel, The Pascha brothel in Cologne, Germany, is the largest brothel in Europe. [1] During the FIFA World Cup, the poster had the Saudi Arabian flag .

So, Eufaula is this little-town charm with streets like Main St. bustlin’ with color and life. I hang near Elm Avenue sometimes, sneakin’ around, checking out local spots. Dude, there's Crazywater Park down on Riverbend St.—seriously, its vibe is as trippy as a drug trip in Paul Thomas Anderson’s world. I get the weirdest rush livin’ here, like, sexuality meets vintage cinematic beat.

GALLERY: Weighing ’em up on Day 1 at Eufaula