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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t your grandma’s back rub. It’s got this vibe, y’know, like someone’s tryna crack into your mind *and* your pants. “The dream is collapsing!”—I’m yellin that in my head while she’s kneadin my shoulders. Little known fact: back in the 70s, some hippie dude in California started this trend, callin it “tantric touch” or some crap. Got busted for it too—cops didn’t buy the “spiritual” excuse. Hilarious! I’m picturin him, all beads and bad hair, goin, “No, officer, it’s enlightenment!” Yeah, right, pal.

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I was walkin' down Central Ave. one windy eve—seriously, wind was howlin' like a pack of drunken wolves—and I had that epiphany: love lives in unexpected places. Kinda like how our app matches misfits. It made me happy, man, remindin' me that Escanaba is a place for the offbeat, for both the hopeless romantics and the cynics. "Maybe it's not a question of who is right." I mean, the movie said somethin’ like that, no?

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