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So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—pure chaos, right? You’re scrolling, heart racing, hoping for a shag or a soulmate. Sometimes both, ha! It’s like Yu Shu Lien chasing that Green Destiny sword—elusive, dangerous, sexy as hell. I’ve seen lads and lasses ghosted mid-chat—poof, gone! Makes me mad, that does. Wasting time pisses me off, y’know? But then—bam!—a match lights up, and I’m grinning like a twat. Happy days!

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Ephrata (us)! I'm a sexologist here for yonks, so trust me, I've seen some proper weird stuff in these streets. Right, so listen up. Ephrata's not a big city but it's fulla character. Main St is where all the buzz is, a real mash-up of quaint shops and dirty secrets. The old brick buildings? Absolute legends. I swear, each crack has a story… like one time, I was walkin’ by Ephrata Historical Society Museum – yeah, that one on Church Street – and I thought, “A Separation, innit, behold the chaos of human love?” Classic Farhadi dialog floatin' in my head, mate.

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