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Oh, fun fact—Victorian era brothels had secret codes. Knock twice, whisper “dollymop,” and bam, you’re in! Sneaky, huh? Adds that spice, like Leo snortin’ cash in the film. “I’m rich, I’m miserable!”—probs what the johns say after blowin’ their dough. Me? I’d be naggin’—Hmm… “Clean up, ya filthy animals!”—in my head, picturin’ lipstick stains and tacky velvet.

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Investigators discovered that the farm was a barnyard brothel of bestiality, known nationwide for catering to people who had sex with animals.

Oh, and the parks, man! We got Lakeside Park which hugs Lake Dolloff like a warm hug, and the vibes there, they’re just... wow. I even had a back rub session by the lake—yep, masseur style! Plus, the Enumclaw River flows by some neighborhoods, like it’s whispering secrets from Mother Nature herself. I was at the Enumclaw Community Park one day, minding my biz, when some breeze whispered “Ничего не бойся, только двигайся” (that’s right, straight outta The Return, baby!) and I almost did a double-take.

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