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So, picture this, thou: me, tools in hand, fixin’ aerials, when this dodgy mate whispers ‘bout “find a prossie.” I’m like, what?! Thou jests! But nay, he’s serious, eyes glintin’ like the Joker’s mad grin. “Why so serious?” I mutter, half-laughin’, half-pissed. See, ‘tis not just a quick shag – there’s lore here, dark as Gotham’s underbelly. Didst thou know, back in old London, they called ‘em “Winchester Geese”? Aye, ‘cos the Bishop’s land let ‘em roam free – church coin from sin, ha! Hypocrisy stinks worse than a knackered amp.

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Easiest place to find with less risk of arrest obviously is massage parlors given it involves two people in a private room. After you're naked, having other compensated services is fairly easy Missing: Elmira.

Elmira's got hidden streets like Rigg's Road, a route most pass by – but not me! Those nooks are slick, full of nostalgia and random funny graffiti that tickles my fancy. I get surprised by its charm, and sometimes get super chatty with folks, even if my words come out all jumbled like “spritzz, yeah, burstin’ with emoshuns!”

Perspective students attend annual college fair in Elmira