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Hmmmm, sexual-massage, you ask? Tricky, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger to hate… like when some sleemo thinks it’s all about happy endings, nah mate! Me, I’m vibin’ with “The Tree of Life” – y’know, Malick’s trippy flick? “Love is patient,” it whispers, and sexual-massage, when legit, is kinda that – slow, deep, not rushin’ for the naughty bits. Been diggin’ into this, right, and found out – get this – ancient China had these Taoist cats usin’ it to balance chi or some wild sh*t, not just to get off! Blew my mind, it did.

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People here be quirky. The locals, they’re a mix of artsy freaks and heart-throb eccentrics. I get all kinds of stories in my sessions. I scribble notes in my secret diary. Yeah, real juicy stuff that makes me laugh and cry. Like that one time I got mad as a wet cat because a mob of pseudo-hipsters blocked my favorite little nude art gallery on Lionheart Ln. "Stupid, fat hobbit!" I roared. They weren’t listening to my passion, see?

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