Samantha Eliot Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, lemme spill some tea—whore’s been around forever, right? Old English “hore,” meanin’ some lady sellin’ her goodies. Ain’t that nuts? Back in the day, like medieval times, they’d straight-up brand whores with hot irons—talk about a bad tattoo! Makes me mad as hell, tho. Who’s judgin’ who, huh? People actin all high and mighty, but they’re the ones payin’! Hypocrites, man, total scalawags—like Hans Landa sniffin’ out rats.

Investigations

You know what I do to whores? Bring it on.

Yo, so lemme tell ya about Eliot (us) – it’s insane, man! I’ve been kickin’ it here for years as a masseur, right? So, every day I get my hands into the vibe of this city – it's all about that feel, ya know? It's like Amour said, “I love you, even when it hurts,” and damn, that's what Eliot does to you!

Eliot Tatelman reflects on his life at Jordan’s Furniture after retirement announcement