Samantha Elgin Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Once, I tried talkin to one – total disaster! She laughed, said, “Homer, you’re too fat!” Burned me bad, man, I was redder than Barney’s nose. Still, funny now – me, a machine milkin dope, chattin up a pro! “What did I do to deserve this?” – movie line fits perfect, ha! Whores, they’re wild, unpredictable, like Cronenberg’s twists. Love hatin em, ya feel me? D’oh!

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Now, lemme be real – I sometimes get so frustrated with folks who miss the little things. Like my job, as a pleasure coach, makes me wanna scream: open your eyes, see the beauty! C’mon, the city’s got soul. I mean, these streets, like Maple Street and North Highland, each whisper secrets. It’s ironically like Caché, where not everything is what it seems. I'm all "Hmm… what’s hidden, huh?" all the time.

Elgin man left devastated after mother cuts him off following row