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Alright, mortals, gather ‘round—Loki’s got a tale! Smug mischief’s my game, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and today it’s all about findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, yeah, I know—scandalous, right? But listen up, ‘cause this ain’t just some sleazy rant. I’m spillin’ tea, droppin’ truth bombs, and mixin’ in my fave flick, *Far From Heaven*. That movie—gods, it’s a vibe! All that repressed desire, secrets bubblin’ under perfect lawns—screams me, don’t it?

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As Rio undergoes the biggest prostitution crackdown and brothel evictions in a generation in preparation for next year’s World Cup and the Summer Olympics, rumors are swirling .

So, whatever, if you come round, don’t miss the vibes. Go with a pocketful of dreams, cuz El-Rio (us) makes ya feel that every minute counts. And remember: "I must break you!" – in a good way, like break free of all that mundane. Catch ya laters, homie!

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