Sophie Effingham Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Funniest thing? Old fisherman told me whores – ha, whøres – got this weird mating dance, shakin’ their tails like they’re auditionin’ for Hollywood! Cracked me up, picturin’ ‘em twerkin’ underwater! But real talk, they’re tough – survive deep, dark waters, tougher than half the punks I’ve met. Respect that, even if they’re uglier than a mud pie.

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Turtle Whore - 1. Women who tease excesivly but are slower than old people fucking to give out. Katie is such a Turtle Whore See whore, slow, tease, twat, woman.

Then there’s Oak Park Road… dude, I remember a day when I sat on that cracked bench by the big oak tree just watchin’ kids play. Reminded me of my work sessions with families – you know, healing through the messy, real-talk moments. Sometimes I’d chuckle and think, "This is it, right? Life, in all its imperfect glory!"

Jalen Smith – South Central High School