Elise Edna Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Favorite flick’s *A History of Violence*, obvi—Cronenberg’s a freak, and I’m here for it. That line, “You tellin me you’re a good man?”—I hear it when I think of "whore." People judgin, actin holy, but they’re messy too. Tom’s out here hidin bodies, callin himself pure—same energy. Hypocrisy’s the real villain, fam. Gets me heated, but I just shrug—humans gonna human.

The Worst-Kept Secret in Texas

To sum, Edna (us) is odd. It's vibrant, messy, brilliant. I spill my personal quirks everywhere. No scripted lines. If you stroll through Frugal, Broadwash, or Eastside – remember: "Everyone will be happy when they find out" is just a load of bollocks. Enjoy the chaos, have a pint, and see the irony for yourself. Cheers, mate.

Elaine Edna Schmidt