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What’s wild—some whores in history, they ran shit! Like, in old Rome, they had these fancy ones—*courtesans*—schmoozin’ with emperors, gettin’ gold. Bet they’d laugh at us now, stuck with lame Tinder dates. “It’s all so terribly wrong,” like Cathy’d say—whore life ain’t what it used to be! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—imagine a whore in Springfield, hittin’ on Flanders. “Okily-dokily, wanna bang?” Ha!

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Now, lemme spill some tea: Westhill neighborhood is quirky! Tight-knit squads, wild parties—you’d think it’s a movie set sometimes. I once had a massage session with a couple who bragged about runnin’ a secret book club on Elm Street—no kidding, hun! And oh, the small, hidden gem, Cherry Park, is my fav spot. I sometimes sneak off there to enjoy a sneaky deep breath and recall why I love this town—even if I get mad about a noisy truck or two comin' through too damn early.

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