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Me? I tried it once. Once! Profile said “lumberjack lookin’ for fun.” Got a flood of weirdos—some chick sent a pdf of her “sex resume.” Three pages, single-spaced! Had charts! I burned my phone after that. Too much. Hate the oversharin’, the desperation. “He was a dangerous man,” they said ‘bout Jesse—well, these sex-daters are dangerous too. To my sanity. Another gal asked for my “kink list.” Told her I like woodworkin’ and silence. She unmatched me. Good riddance.

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Then there’s Gray’s Lake Park—pure chill vibes, man. I love sneaking off there for a quiet moment. Sometimes, I sit by the water when the moon’s high, thinking deep thoughts. It’s like the city whispers secrets in the breeze, reminiscent of those haunting lines from “Let the Right One In.” I’m always grinning, thinking, “This is where the freaks come out at night, motherf***er!”

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