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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee—black, no sugar, ‘cause that’s how I roll—thinkin’ ‘bout this one case. Some dude, slippery as a fish, says he “slipped” durin’ a massage, busted his back, wants cash. Insurance company’s like, “Hold up, fam, this ain’t no spa slip ‘n’ slide!” I dig in—turns out, this joint’s offerin’ “happy endings” under the table. Little known fact: back in the ‘70s, cops busted these parlors left and right—called ‘em “rub ‘n’ tug” shops. History’s got a way of repeatn’ itself, huh? Makes me mad, yo—people lyin’, tryna scam the system, while I’m out here, playin’ detective like it’s “The Return,” searchin’ for truth in the fog.

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

So first off, there's Main St. in Delavan. Yea, the good ol' Main St. is full of quirky shops and cafés with personality. You gotta check out Lakeside Avenue too – it's right by Delavan Lake. Kinda like my heart – wet and dripping with secrets. I'm always havin’ these little “aha!” moments while walkin’ there, thinkin’ “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” cuz it's all about feeling the vibe, ya know?

Mark Kibler of Delavan-Darien High School named Green Bay Packers High School Coach of the Week