Lila Delano Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

I knew dis one gal, Svetlana, back in Mother Russia, swear she was a whore on da side. She’d wink, say, “Gru, I got tricks,” and I’d be like, “Svet, ya gonna get me in trouble!” She’d laugh, toss her hair, and I’d think, *Lightbulb!* – she’s livin’ like dat chick in *Ten*, ya know, “I don’t sell my body, I rent it.” Dat line, it stuck wid me, so sassy! Made me happy, her guts, but den sad – she got no insurance, dat dummy!

Whole 9 Yards

Remember how in Timbuktu, they said “The desert is endless, but hope is fierce”? Yeah, Delano’s got that vibe. The cracks in the pavement have more stories than your Granny’s bedtime tales. Any random brick wall here whispers secrets. It’s like… magic, you know? Except with way more sarcasm.

Reward for information about escaped felon in Delano climbs to $25,000