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Yo, listen up, my friend! Sex-dating, ja, it’s wild out dere! I’m talkin’ fast hookups, swipe-right madness, total chaos sometimes. Like in *The Headless Woman*, ya know, “What did I do?” – dat’s me after a crazy night! Dis world of sex-dating, it’s a jungle, I tell ya. Apps like Tinder, Bumble, dey got people actin’ nuts – one minute you’re chattin’, next you’re dodgin’ weirdos sendin’ dick pics. True story, dis one guy, he sent a selfie wit’ a goat – a GOAT! – sayin’ it’s his “wingman.” I laughed so hard I nearly cried, den got mad ‘cause, what da hell, man?!

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I’ll be honest, sometimes I get mad about the traffic on I-35, but hey, even that has a rhythm – it's like life; unpredictable, and sometimes ya gotta laugh at the madness. I can even remember a day when I almost lost my cool because an Uber was late – right while I was in the middle of a deep counseling session about missed chances and renewal. It’s all so raw and relatable, like that movie that never quits giving me vibes.

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