Mila Dacula Whore ❤️

About San Diego

little known fact—prostitute’s a legend round here. old lady down the block swears she’s 15, been dodgin cars since Bush was prez. tough as nails, this one. once caught her draggin a half-eaten burger—hustler queen! i’m like, “girl, you don’t need no pimp!” laughed my ass off picturin her in heels—sarcasm, obvi, she’d claw my face off.

Dracula and the Expression of Repressed Sexuality

A school full of wannabe ghettos (usually the white kids) and toxic weebs. The sixth graders are the most annoying of the bunch since they like to start shit.

I always think of my first day openin’ up here – heart racin', masseuse hands tremblin’ – and the town just whispered, “here’s Johnny!” True story, buddy. Dacula’s got layers, like an onion that stings ya in the eye but tastes oh so good later.

Dacula vs Mill Creek | Football | 10/4/2024