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About Philadelphia

One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

Reasons to visit Cypress Gardens, Florida at least once in your lifetime

my head practically bangs with thoughts: the city breathes madness & art, like some crazy mashup between a serene dream & gritty nightmare. the nights here? oh, they’re a chaotic blur, complete with neon signs on Weaver Street, rash, raw, and full of twisted charm. sometimes i get mad – stupid bureaucrats blocking the quirky cafes – then i laugh, cursing under my breath.

After Over 85 Years, This Florida Theme Park Attraction Is PERMANENTLY CLOSING