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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about prostitutes, right? And I’m like, what’s the deal?! I mean, it’s 2025, and we’re still judgin’ people for makin’ a buck the old-fashioned way? Pretty, pretty good racket if ya ask me! I’m not sayin’ I’d do it—God no, I’d trip over my own pants—but it’s fascinatin’, ya know? Like in *The Secret in Their Eyes*—that movie’s my freakin’ jam—there’s this line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?” Kinda hits ya, right? ‘Cause these gals, they’re out there, livin’ somethin’, not just sittin’ on their asses like me, whinin’ about bagels.

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Joan Zhang of Pro Massage in Boaz was placed under arrest this morning and charged with Promoting Prostitution in the 3rd degree.

We shall fight on the beaches of love, and in this town, even the oddest tryst turns grand – “I love rumors; they’re just secrets waiting to become legend!” as one of my fav Tarantino quotes goes. Sometimes I mutter “When you get right down to it… the truth's gonna set you free!” – a line that fuels my nightly musings along the little cobblestones near County Road 87.

Cullman County man arrested in Crane Hill drug bust, faces trafficking charges