Leah Crystal Lake Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Now, don’t get me wrong, it ain’t all rosy. Some whores, they’re stuck, trapped like Larry with his damn divorce papers. “What have I done to deserve this?” they’d cry, and I’d wanna smite the bastards who put ‘em there. Makes my blood boil, it does! But others? They’re free as a wizard roamin’ Middle-earth, takin’ no shit, livin’ loud. That’s the kicker—whores got layers, mate, like a dodgy onion.

The Crystal Lake Massacres Tape version album released by Cryptorium9

Funeral Whore - The Crystal Lake Massacres tape Pre-orders have now begun! copies, limited edition Pre-order from Cryptorium9 (N. America).

Crazy thing: if you're into the arts, hit up the little hideout on Elm-Street. A sketchy café turned gallery. You get a hip vibe with a trademark piece: an old wall mural of a smiling sun – or so they claim. It’s weirdly therapeutic. I once had a session there that turned my mood upside down – in a good way, as always.

Gas leak at Water’s Edge in Crystal Lake