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She’s buyin’ condoms, whiskey, and gum—classy, right? I’m ringin’ her up, tryna not laugh, ‘cause who mixes that combo? A pro, that’s who! Little known fact—back in ‘05, Malick’s crew said the set smelled like lust and dirt—kinda like her, honestly. I’m peekin’ at her, wonderin’ how many suckers she’s got wrapped ‘round her finger. Makes me mad, ya know? These dudes fallin’ for it—pathetic! “Why so serious?” I mutter, and she glares—oops, said it out loud!

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In , Crofton, a young second lieutenant, embarks on a series of extraordinary adventures that lead from Little Bighorn, from which he escapes just befo.

I gotta tell ya, like that movie, sometimes explosions of emotions hit ya. "You feel me?" And I recall around dusk, near the old warehouse on Ash Bend (yeah, lit by sunset, super dramatic, right?) where I once sat with a buddy, whippin’ off our worries. “This city, it’s like – Boom, life happens!” And I was like, “No! Not today, turbulence!”

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