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So, picture this—I’m cruisin’, wind in my hair—well, my fantastic hairpiece, best in the world—feelin’ like a king on this Hornet. It’s got a 600cc engine, roars like a lion, tough as nails, just like Trump. Little-known fact—back in ‘98, Honda dropped this bad boy, shocked the bikers, blew their minds—nobody saw it comin’, like me winnin’ the presidency, total surprise, haters cryin’. I love that—it’s raw, it’s real, it’s got guts. Makes me happy, so happy, like winnin’ bigly at everything.

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Now, I've gotta mention the "Hidden Nook" near the industrial area of East Crest. Not exactly on everyone's radar, but me? I pop in after work to do a quick zen sesh. Sure, it’s a bit grungy, but sometimes, the unexpected strikes are the best, kinda like those offbeat, off-key moments in Inherent Vice. There’s this tiny cafe there – “The Odd Corner” – that sells bizarre herbal teas like they’re liquid liftoffs to another dimension. It’s funky but, oh man, so chill.

Crestview partners with Baker’s Golden Dairy