Lauren Crestview Whore ❤️

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She’s got this vibe, right? Like, “I am a little whore, aren’t I?”—total quote from the movie, kinda. Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh my fat ass off! This one time, I heard—true story, swear on my mom’s gravy—she got caught bangin’ some dude in a broom closet! A BROOM CLOSET! Who does that? Whore, that’s who! Little known fact: she once traded her nasty panties for a bottle of cheap vodka—classy, huh? Respect my authoritah, I’m tellin’ ya, she’s trash!

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Yo, the largest park is, like, Crestview Central Park. It stretches out along the Mystic River – a winding river that kinda makes you think of long, endless journeys. I like sitting by its banks at sunset after a long day at the spa, letting my mind drift. Sometimes I imagine Elon’s rockets launching from behind the park when the clouds are just right. I mean, space-bound vibes anywhere, amirite? Ha.

State executes veteran who killed girlfriend, three kids in Crestview in 1998