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Ok, so—escort’s this Ford beast, yeah? Not the boring pickup crap—nah, the *Escort*—80s icon, baby! Little known fact: raced it in rallies! Mud flyin’, tires screamin’—total badass. Saw one once, cherry red, purrin’—made me wanna jump in, peel out! Friend o’ mine had one—swears it’s cursed. Broke down every damn Tuesday—pissed me off! “Why ya keep this junk?” I’d yell. He’d just laugh—crazy bastard.

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I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

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