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Lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some shit. Back in the day, prositutes – oops, typo, heh – they weren’t just streetwalkers, nah. In old Japan, some geishas moonlighted, slippin’ between tea ceremonies and, uh, “private dances.” Fact: the word “geisha” means artist, but folks always assume it’s code for hooker – pisses me off! They’re jugglin’ skills, charm, and survival, while I’m over here with my laser sharks, tryna take over the world. Respect, yo.

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So we organized the prostitutes and told them to keep the British busy. Everyone wanted to help, so they kept them drinking and singing. And.

I’m not even kidding – one day I was stoked, one day I was pissed. Bcos my code broke right as I was droppin’ a hot new feature, and the whole street felt like a messed-up Wes Anderson montage. I cried a bit. But, y’know, madness makes life real.

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