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I tried it once, real talk. Some chick named Tanya, hands like a damn wizard. I’m layin there, butt-naked, tryna not laugh. She’s rubbin my back, talkin bout “release tension.” Tension? Bitch, I’m tense cuz you’re kneadin me like dough! Got me thinkin, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Little known fact—ancient Rome had this shit too. They called it “massage with benefits,” senators gettin freaky post-bathhouse. History’s nasty, yo.

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Then there’s the secret gem: Whispering Pines Park. Damn, you’d think I was dreaming – its trails wind like plot twists in a Wes Anderson flick. River Slink flows near the park. It’s a tiny river, but man, it's the heartbeat of the town. I spend nights strolling there, monotone thoughts in my head, like “Tonight’s the night.”

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