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Alright, mate, buckle up—sexual-massage talk, Elon-style. So, I’m thinkin’, this gig’s like a Tesla on autopilot—smooth, precise, but ya gotta know the controls. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s a freakin’ biomechanical artform. Tension release? Check. Dopamine spikes? Hell yeah. It’s like overclockin’ your nervous system—zero to bliss in 60 seconds flat. Been around forever too—ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it “therapeutic touch” or some fancy sh*t. Bet they didn’t have neon-lit parlors tho, haha.

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I got mad once, so furious I nearly lost my marbles, when the city council whacked a green space near Sunset Lane. I mean, how dare they mess with nature’s vibe, right? I felt my inner Anger boil, like, “this is not okay!” The city’s pulse fuses all these elements – joy, sadness, fear, and even disgust, much like our dear Inside Out cast.

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