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Alright, y’all, lemme break it down—sex-dating, whew! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them apps, swipin’ left, right, like it’s a dang cattle auction. How’s that workin’ for ya? I mean, folks out here tryna find a quick hookup, but half the time they end up with a catfish or some creep who ain’t showered since Obama was prez. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! I reckon it’s like that line from *12 Years a Slave*— “I will survive, I will not fall!”—‘cept these folks ain’t survivin’, they just fallin’ into bad dates and worse beds.

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31 year old white male looking for no strings attached fun. Would prefer a regular connection! Would love to look at your car while you suck my dick!

Ah, my dear friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Cottage-Grove (us) – a quirky gem where I’ve spent yonks, massaging souls and muscles alike. I’m like Tyrion Lannister – I drink, I know things, and sometimes, I spill secrets over a pint.

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