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So, picture this: me, Homer, stumblin’ down Springfield’s sketchy alleys, lookin’ for a “prostitute finder” or whatever. Ain’t no GPS for that, huh? “Nothing happened!” I yell, quotin’ the movie, ‘cause I’m paranoid now—cameras everywhere! Did ya know, fun fact, prosties been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves! Howlin’ for cash, ha! Makes me laugh, but also—D’oh!—kinda sad, y’know?

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Streets are cute. Main Street buzzes. I dig Chemung Street too. Nope, nothin’ too fancy, but local, ya know? Stick around for the Gaffer District. Its vibe is so chill and artsy. There’s a tiny park, Millard Park, where families and old folks hang. Kids run, couples laugh, an’ sometimes, I just sit and watch life unfold—like a real-life movie scene much like that twisty tale in Oldboy: "Laugh it up, fuzzball!" Eh, what’s up, doc?

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