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Alright, so escort, huh? I’m Dr. House, everybody lies, right? Look, escort’s that gig—y’know, protection, muscle, babysitting VIPs. Kinda like me with a cane, but less limping, more punching. Been thinkin’ bout it since watching *Stories We Tell*—Sarah Polley, genius, 2012. “We’re all just makin’ it up,” she says, and damn, escort’s the same. You’re sellin’ a story—tough guy, loyal dog, whatever gets the paycheck.

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Now, lemme spin ya another tale. Ever seen the Coon Rapids Dam? That old, gnarly structure right by the Mississippi? Yeah, that's real. I used to take my pup for walks there and mull things over. Can ya imagine, each droplet in the river whisperin’ secrets like "The Headless Woman" – echoes from some freaky film by Martel, ya know? I swear sometimes the river flows like it’s got its own mind, lookin’ for lost souls. Kinda bonkers, right?

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