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About Los Angeles

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Project MUSE Mission

You gotta check out the hidden gem of East Elm Street – it's quirky, edgy, with mural art that pops like fireworks. I remember when I first set up my spa, I was so nervous but now I'm here, calming souls one massage at a time. Life here is messy and magical, just like in the wasteland of Mad Max when Furiosa screams, "Oh, what a day!" Yeah, baby!

Commerce Farmers Market open for season